The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017) review

Well, we’re nearing the end of the summer film season, meaning that the slate of new releases that we’ve had for the past few weeks admittedly hasn’t been as strong as it was a few months back. At this point, we’ve already gotten all the summer’s biggest outings from the likes of Marvel and DC, other big franchise hits like the newest Planet of the Apes film, and excellent new films from the likes of Christopher Nolan and Edgar Wright, just to name a few. Thus, it can sometimes be easy to look past the films that come out during the month of August, because aside from films like the first Guardians of the Galaxy, not a lot of big hits tend to come out during this part of the year. However, that doesn’t mean that we haven’t had any new worthwhile releases this month because there have been a few. One of these is The Hitman’s Bodyguard, an action film that is headlined by two of the biggest on-screen personalities in the film industry. First, there’s Ryan Reynolds who, of course, is fresh off his long-awaited success in the superhero film genre with Deadpool. The other main lead in this film is the one and only Samuel L. Jackson, a man whose legendary status in the film industry needs no introduction. As for the film itself, it’s directed by Patrick Hughes, who recently helmed his first big studio picture back in 2014 with the third installment of The Expendables series. And while this was the entry in the franchise that was heavily affected by both a nasty online leak and major backlash towards its watered-down PG-13 rating, it was still a decent commercial hit overseas. But this isn’t a PG-13-rated action film that we have here today, folks; nope, this is an R-rated action extravaganza that uses the fun onscreen personalities of its two leads to great effect.

Michael Bryce (Ryan Reynolds) is a top-level bodyguard for high-level assets. However, when one of his clients ends up getting killed, Bryce finds himself ‘demoted’ to the position of protecting lesser targets. However, that begins to change when he is approached by his ex-girlfriend, Interpol agent Amelia Roussel (Elodie Yung), who asks for his help on her current operation when it begins to go horribly wrong. Said operation involves the transportation of infamous hitman Darius Kincaid (Samuel L. Jackson) to the Netherlands. There, he has agreed to testify at the International Court of Justice against the diabolical dictator of the Republic of Belarus, Vladislav Dukhovich (Gary Oldman), in exchange for the release of his wife Sonia (Salma Hayek) from prison. There’s just one problem, though; Bryce and Kincaid have had quite the tumultuous history together, meaning that these two aren’t exactly keen on working with each other. But, neither of them ultimately have much of a choice in the matter as Bryce is forced to get Kincaid to the Netherlands by a specific deadline, otherwise, Dukhovich goes free. Thus, the two head off on a crazy adventure while being endlessly pursued by Dukhovich’s men who are hell-bent on killing them… that is unless Bryce and Kincaid kill each other first.

Let’s be honest, folks; you’re not expecting anything Oscar-worthy out of this. It’s just a simple action film with a basic plot and some clear-cut plot twists, from a mole within Interpol (played by Joaquim de Almeida, who played the villain in Fast Five) to a reveal that ties Kincaid to the incident that ruined Bryce’s career. But, ultimately, that’s not what makes this film such an entertaining action thriller. The key to it all is its two leads, as Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson work off each other incredibly well. Both have terrific comic timing and, thus, provide the film with its greatest moments whenever they’re on-screen together. Everyone else in the film is solid too though, admittedly, their roles are minor compared to Reynolds and Jackson’s. That can especially be said for the main villain Dukhovich, who doesn’t even factor into the plot, really, until the finale. Still, to the film’s credit, it does have quite a lot of fun action sequences. Unlike The Expendables 3, director Patrick Hughes isn’t limited in terms of having to tone them down so that the film can be rated PG-13 (even though Expendables 3 did, kind of, go beyond the limits of a usual PG-13 rated action film, but that’s beside the point). The action sequences in this film are far more violent and don’t suffer as much from the quick editing that was apparent in Expendables 3. And so, in conclusion, The Hitman’s Bodyguard may be far from perfect, but for a film that got released during the tail-end of summer, this is a decent way to close out one’s summer at the theater. Simply put, if you’re just looking for a film where Deadpool and Nick Fury constantly bicker with each other while mowing down bad guys, this is that film.

Rating: 3.5/5

Sausage Party (2016) review

(Disclaimer: I don’t usually do this but there are going to be some MAJOR SPOILERS at the end of this review following the rating as I will be delving into how much the film has changed since I saw it at SXSW. Also some of you might have recently heard of the controversies surrounding this film’s production, namely the fact that some of its animators were overworked and underpaid. It’s certainly a troubling situation but I will not be bringing it up in the review.)

It’s time once again to talk more about one of the films that I got to see early at SXSW in Austin, Texas this past March. And this one, Sausage Party, is a particularly noteworthy one because when it premiered there on March 14^th, it wasn’t finished yet. It was shown in ‘rough cut’ form, with some of the animation being unfinished. It so wasn’t finished yet that there was actually a scene that was just storyboards and apparently it had actually been screened sometime prior to that as nothing but storyboards. So because it was only a ‘Rough Cut’, I decided not to give it an official rating in my 2016 SXSW Recap Post. However, now the film is finally out in its finished state, meaning that I now have the opportunity to review it properly. Sausage Party is certainly a unique entry in the animated genre. While it may seem like your typical Disney/Dreamworks affair, namely in regards to the cartoony designs of its main characters that would certainly fit in any other animated film, believe me when I say that this is not an animated film you’re going to want to take your kids to. This is a very much R-rated animated flick that is as crass and filled to the brim with sexual innuendos and pot as you’d probably expect from the duo behind it; Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg. But if you can look pass all of the juvenile references, sex talk, and pot jokes, Sausage Party is actually a rather smartly written animated flick that very much takes advantage of its more mature rating, though maybe a bit too much at times, to produce a hilariously dark spin on what, on the surface, would seem like something you’d see in a Disney film.

The film mainly takes place within the confines of a supermarket called Shopwell’s. In this supermarket, its various food items are living beings who dream of being taken by ‘the gods’ [humans] and brought out of the store into ‘the Great Beyond’. One of these foods is a sausage named Frank (Seth Rogen) who dreams of being chosen along with his girlfriend, a hot dog bun named Brenda (Kristen Wiig), so that they take their relationship beyond ‘just the tips’. As fate would have it, they do end up getting chosen together by a female shopper during Fourth of July weekend. However, a jar of Honey Mustard (Danny McBride) that had been previously brought to ‘the Great Beyond’ but was then returned to the store warns them that the ‘Great Beyond’ is nothing but a bunch of BS and jumps off of the cart to his death, ultimately resulting in Frank, Brenda, a lavash named Kareem Abdul Lavash (David Krumholtz), and a bagel named Sammy Bagel Jr. (Edward Norton) falling out of the cart as well following a collision with another cart. Now on their own as the store closes for the night, the quartet decide to journey back to their aisles, all the while dealing with a douche (Nick Kroll, and by ‘douche’ I mean the feminine hygiene product) that seeks revenge against Frank for getting his nozzle bent. It is during this time that Frank begins to learn more about what Honey Mustard was talking about and through a meeting with the ‘immortal’ non-perishables led by liquor bottle Firewater (Bill Hader), Frank finally learns the truth about the ‘Great Beyond’; it is a lie. Even worse, when food is taken by humans, the humans end up “killing their asses”, resulting in Frank having to try and reveal the horrible truth to his peers before it’s too late.

The humor in Sausage Party is very much what’d you expect from Rogen and Goldberg; it’s full of sexual innuendo, pot jokes, etc. And in the case of this film, that also means quite a lot of food-related puns. Pretty much any food pun that you can think of is probably in this film. Now as far as the humor is concerned, I must say that this film actually has a really solid gag-to-laugh ratio. It will legitimately have you guffawing throughout and while on the surface it may seem like a really stupid food version of Toy Story, the writing is actually much more complex than you think. Yes, amidst all of the f-bombs, marijuana use, and many, many, MANY stereotypes that are represented in food form, there’s actually quite a bit of in-depth social commentary in this film, namely in regards to religion as represented by the food of Shopwell’s being led to believe that nothing bad ever happens to food, which of course isn’t true in their cases. Instead, the film promotes unity amongst cultures and taking control of your own life. So yeah… this film basically gives the idea of religion the middle finger. With that said, admittedly sometimes the film can be a little too crass for its own good. I mean, sure, I get it, it’s an R-rated animated film so they do have much more creative leeway to get away with stuff that you would NEVER see in something from Disney, Pixar, or Dreamworks. Still, there are times where it does feel like they’re just relishing in the fact that it’s R, meaning plenty of f-bombs thrown out here and there really for no real reason other than they can. Thankfully, that only happens a few times in the film.

Animation-wise the film is perfectly fine as a film made by a non-Disney/Pixar/Dreamworks studio with a low budget. It’s nothing special, for the record, but it does definitely deserve some credit for the ways in which it brings this world of food to life, mainly through its character designs. It also certainly does its job in giving the film a Disney-esque style with its own cartoonish and colorful style. Heck, they even got Alan Menken, the man who has brought us countless iconic Disney songs over the years, to do the film’s opening musical number. Needless to say all of this gets really hilarious when the filmmakers start to do more adult stuff with the animation, namely in the ending which, without giving anything away, is something that truly needs to be seen to be believed. The same can be said for scenes in which food characters are brutally killed by humans. Obviously it isn’t graphic in the same way that scenes like this would be if they involved humans but it does still provide a hilariously disturbing sight. As for the voice cast, pretty much every one is spot on for their respective roles; Seth Rogen as Frank, Kristen Wiig as Brenda, Jonah Hill and Michael Cera as some of Frank’s fellow sausages with the latter being viewed as a runt due to him being a deformed sausage, Edward Norton as the Woody Allen-ish Sammy Bagel Jr. (no joke, some people at the SXSW screening didn’t even realize it was Norton until the end of the film), Salma Hayek as a lesbian taco shell who harbors feelings for Brenda, etc. Admittedly most of the characters are rather one-note save for a few (e.g. Cera’s character Barry) but the cast does make it all work in the long run.  

Now like I said before, when I first saw this film I didn’t give it a rating at the time because it was only a ‘Rough Cut’. Plus, because the SXSW crowd was so into it (I’m pretty sure there were a few stoners in there… this is a Seth Rogen/Evan Goldberg film, after all), sometimes I couldn’t even hear the dialogue. So now I’ve finally seen the film in its final form and overall I must say that it really is a solid animated flick. For one thing, the film is absolutely hilarious from beginning to end; most of the jokes, even some of the obviously offensive ones, do hit. And while on the surface this whole premise of food learning of their true purpose in life may sound really silly, and let’s be honest that’s exactly what it is, the writing can actually be rather smart at times, namely through how it comments on religion and the beliefs that one has through said religion. Pair that with the hilarious mash-up of Disney-style animation with the messed up crap that goes on in this film and the absolutely spot-on voice cast and you just have one absolutely crazy but still highly entertaining animated feature. Like Deadpool and superhero films earlier this year, perhaps Sausage Party will open the door for more R-rated animated films. Clearly people are open for films like this that aren’t afraid to be a bit more mature despite being part of a genre that’s mostly seen PG-rated stories. I’ve seen quite a few great R-rated animated films before; South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Team America: World Police, etc. So hopefully thanks to this film, we’ll be seeing more down the road, including the certainty that is a sequel to this film, which ends on quite an interesting note that will no doubt set up an even crazier follow-up.  

Rating: 4/5

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SPOILER SECTION (IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE FILM YET, READ NO FURTHER!!)

So as I’ve been saying throughout this review, when I saw this at SXSW not all of the animation was finished. Some scenes were in the early stages of rendering and some of them didn’t even feature full character animation yet. This was primarily the case during the opening song number and pretty much most of the finale, including the scene in which Frank tries to rally the supermarket food to fight ‘the Gods’ and, yes, even the infamous orgy scene. There was also one additional scene that didn’t end up in the theatrical cut. After the food have their massive orgy, Frank and friends learn from Firewater that they are actually only ‘cartoons’ brought to life by animators and voiced by celebrities like Seth Rogen and Edward Norton. The wise figure that is Gum then reveals that he has built an inter-dimensional device that would allow them to travel to their creators’ world. Frank and co. decide to enter it and they end up in Los Angeles right across the street from a diner where Seth Rogen, Michael Cera, and Edward Norton are having lunch. As the trio talk about doing an animated film about talking food, Frank and friends storm into the diner through the window to attack them. Now for the record I don’t know if this was actually intended to be in the film. The animation in this scene was completely non-existent; it was literally just the 2-D models of the characters on a 2-D plane set against the live-action footage. I mean personally I think it would’ve been a funny little ending tag seeing Rogen, Cera, and Norton get attacked by the food but it’s probably for the better that they didn’t use this scene. Instead, the film ends as Frank and his friends go into the portal. With that said, though, perhaps this scene will be featured on the Blu-Ray. It would certainly set the stage for what will no doubt happen in the sequel as Frank and co. interact with ‘their creators’.